Montreal quote of the day

Tamara de Lempicka inspired drama

I grew up in Montreal in a middle class Jewish home where the Jamaican maid cooked the matzo ball soup. You know, practically all of Canada hates Quebec because it's French-speaking. And the province of Quebec hates Montreal because it's the only place in Quebec where any English is spoken.
The entire city of Montreal hates the suburb of Westmount because that's where the Jews and the English reside. The non-Jewish residents of Westmount can't stand the Jews, and the Jews of Westmount can't stand their children if they want to make careers in show business. So I come from a place where nobody can stand nobody. I left school at the age of 15.