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Quebec women tend to dye their hair red more than blonde. Why is that?

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  The photo at left, taken at the Super Aqua Club, a former sand quarry-turned beach at Oka, (or more precisely Pointe Calumet, just before Oka) demonstrates that Kweebeck wymyn lurvve to dye their hair red, rather than blonde, which is the primo colour of choice for damsels outside of this province.
  And so why is it that they do this and what does it tell us about Kweebeck demoiselles?
  You'll have to read through, or jump over a couple of rambling parantheses to find out.
   (Firstly, ever notice that nobody dyes their hair brown? It proves that as a colour, it sucks for hair.)
   (Citation: I read this factoid about Qc women preferring to go red in an article article about 10 years ago that proved fridge-sticking-worthy. I tried to relocate this information in the newspaper data banks but failed to retrace it, so I'd have to go to the landfill and find it to find said fridge to learn what exactly the article said, or else call a hair dye company to ask if it's indeed still true).
  Anyway, the reason women dye their hair blonde? To look younger, as pigment only starts to come in stronger with age.
  In contrast, women dye their hair red to look sexy, as it's known that red makes men think about sex. In fact, studies show that men rate women wearing red clothing as prettier, so the Lucille-Ball look is easy points on the scoreboard of seduction.
  So that is tells of the psychology of ze women hauling those Clairol boxes to the cash at the local Gene Cooto and Shoppers Drugge Marte in Laval, Repentigny and Ville-Emard. 

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