Montreal admits that their parking stickers don't stick

Sticker parking is exploding in Montreal and until the fine day we get rid of cars and just have electric robot taxis to share, those geographical-revealing decals will remain a de rigeur boastastical item for car owners.
   But Montreal authorities recently confessed that the glue on their stickers didn't get the job done.
  We've noted that some motorists were using ugly-ass duct tape to keep their stickers affixed (Remember when you insisted it was called duck tape? quack quack - Chimples).
   Due to the poor quality of the stickers, many fell off and panicked motorists got down on their hands and knees to search in the ditches and frozen, icy roadways to try to find them. (Sure they did - C)
   Those who have received such an inappropriate tickets should - of course - contest the fine.    
   Agents at the various Montreal borough office have been fielding many such complaints and they've got all the forms at the ready for those who wish to fight the parking powers.
   Apparently a response will take something like 10 months to receive. But it should result in the ticket being tossed out.
   The sticker-controlling borough authorities are now giving out these clear stickers to place on top of the original sticker to ensure proper stickage.
  Coolopolis strongly suggests that anybody affixing a sticker to a car or any other device should do it while sober and of a clear-spirit and Zen-like mind. A pre-sticker-pressing yoga or Tai Chi session is highlyr recommended.