Newspaper gives tips on how to illegally frame your creditors

      There's an easy and elegant way to get out of any debt and remove the person you owe money to from your presence at the same time.
  And no it doesn't involve murder.
  The Montreal Gazette explained this useful method in an article published in October 1934.
  You set a meet with the person you owe money to, promising him you'll have the cash.
  Meanwhile you call a cop and rat the person out as a drug dealer and get the cop to come along for a buy'n'bust.
  Before the meeting the cop will search you for drugs because they don't want you planting anything on the other person.
   So you get to the booth where you have glued drugs to the bottom of the table in advance. It's stuck there beneath the table in a paper bag glued in place with bubble gum.
   Yank out the bag, pop it on the table, call the cop over and be on your merry way, debt forgotten, creditor on the way to prison!  Useful information ain't it!?