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Own your own spaceship! Rael's used interstellar craft and other precious alien sex cult items put up for sale

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   Want to own the spaceship owned by Rael, beloved and esteemed of the alien sex cult that once occupied these parts?
   This precious and priceless gem is for sale, for real, right now on Kijiji, along with other related treasures.
   This is your chance to step into the actual spacecraft, then enjoy the admiring glances of people staring at you moving it down the highway or trying to get it through your front door.
    (Unless, um... you can actually just fly it to your place and land it in your back yard - Chimples)
    Building a gazebo? Put that hammer down. This will put your neighbours to shame as nobody else will have one of these in their backyards, no sir.
     On offer are the following:  
  • 1 Flying saucer containing explanatory sign of the history of Rael
  • 1 Rotating UFO DNA chain
  • 1 UFO Embassy's original briefcase presented to the Prime Minister of Canada
  • Lot of 69 frames

   The vendor has not yet replied to our reporter's query about price or other information but we'll add it when we get word. 
   Rael, as we know, was a race car driver from France who moved to the Montreal area and established a significant following revolving around his tale of being enlightened by aliens.
   His group had big ambitions around the turn of the century but eventually felt irritated by media attentions and in turn pranked reporters with claims of successfully cloning a human. 
   Media got its revenge by infiltrating the cult, as the Journal de Montreal published a lengthy series on the group.
   The Raelians moved on elsewhere but kept some events happening, such as the ever-popular topless rights march but Coolopolis is too indifferent to actually research this further. 







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